Remember a while ago I told you about The Motherships fascination with number two’s (albeit in a somewhat professional capacity)? Or maybe you just recall the infamous poopsicle that adorns our Christmas tree every year?

Well, look what she has gone and made us…

That’s right, your eyes do not deceive you and it is indeed a bejeweled and tinseled turd. With bells on to add to the holiday spirit. Apparently when she went into the shop to ask for their collection of fake dog poo she was spoiled for choice and after deliberating with the shop keep for a surprisingly inappropriate amount of time decided on this, erm, beauty.

As soon as I saw it I thought “I must blog about this” but then I was hesitant because naturally I thought “well, everyone will surely want one and it’ll be the next big thing on Pinterest“. Just remember that you saw it here first folks!

Until next time,


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